The World’s First S3x School Charges £1,400 A Term

The world’s first S3x school has caused outrage in Austria after teaching S3xual positions and caressing techniques in a ‘hands on’ manner.

In every class at every school there is always one kid who never does his or her homework. That is, until the Austrian International S3x School in Vienna opened its doors. We can’t imagine they have any problems in encouraging their pupils to partake in some extra curricular activities.


Charging £1,400 per term the school offers hand-on lessons in seduction – and yes, hands-on means what you think it does. Students even live in a mixed S3x dormitory where they are advised to help each other do their ‘assignments’.

The headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson is, perhaps unsurprisingly, a P0rn star and presenter of an erotic TV show.

The 51-year-old said: ‘The emphasis is on how to be a better lover. S3xual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands-on.’

However the school has had its critics. TV adverts showing a couple having S3x have already been banned, with many claiming that the school is essentially just selling S3x.

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